HOORAY!!! My phoneline was recently fixed! It turned out that during the hurricane season, some water from the pipes wet and shorted out the lines that were in the walls. So, now I'm back online at home!
BUT!! I'm in pain!! I got a new HP notebook and while I was starting to get used to its different features, I decided to download an MMO: the popular 10 out of 10-rated Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine--by the same people who created my beloved Persona series! Sadly, the game wouldn't play for me, so I had to uninstall it. And during that gruelling process, somehow, for some FUCKING reason...all the files in My Documents disappears, save for one file that I forgot to delete for MegaTensei. So I pretty much had a real life face fault moment there. I tried to used System Restore, but surprise, surprise! Like all the other computer systems I had, it didn't work! And the files weren't in the Recyle bin along with the deleted game files--belive me, I checked--and I searched for them on the computer, but I was just told they didn't exist...
WTF, HP?!? I was halfway through chapter 56 of Naruto X and you go and throw THIS at me?!? Give me back my fucking files!!! >x<
...God, I need to let that out... Not sure what I'll be doing for Thanksgiving, but I get the feeling that I'll try and rewrite the chapter. For now, I may write the omake I was planning for the end of the first arc. Damn new PC... I wonder if I should try and play any other MMOs out there... Anyone got some suggestions? I'll play anything so long as it's got connections to USVI
- Mood:
pissed off
No, I'm not referring to the latest chapters of Naruto and Bleach--as kickass as it was to see Kenpachi and Byakuya start fighting just when they were doing so in the anime, and Kisame and Killer Bee transforming into a mo-f***ig shark and a Heartless version of the Hachib--I'mm actually talking about Naruto X chaper 54, part 2 of the naruto gaiden. As of this moment, it has become...over 19,000 words long!!! And it's still not finished!! For the sake of the storyine, I may have to shorten down some things, seeing as how not everyone likes reading inhumanely long chapters. It may take a while longer to finish--school's coming down on me hard with the semester coming to an end. To satiate you guys, here's a scene from Naruto Gaiden part 2! Hopefully, this freaking website won't damage the goods TOO much and you won't be able to properly read it.
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“To tell the truth, I don’t mind if you’re a ninja,” Natsuki said as she scooted over to Azuki, making him blush more. “I just didn’t bring it up because I thought you’d feel uncomfortable discussing your job with me. Ninjas are all private and hush-hush about their business, right?”
“Y-yeah, but—”
“Well, I’d hate to bug you about something like that.”
“It wouldn’t be bugging! I’d be glad to tell you about what I’ve done on some of my missions!” The blonde man said with a dumb grin.
“Mmhm!” Natsuki looked at Naruto. “Were you a ninja in your younger days, Naruto-san?”
The Rokudaime smiled wryly. “Well, I still am. I just don’t do as much field work anymore because of my current job… The paperwork’s murder, but I’m proud of it.”
The blonde woman blinked. “I didn’t know ninja did paperwork. I thought they were just spies and assassins and whatnot…”
“It’s the country’s army. Paperwork is, sadly, inevitable,” the elderly blonde said with a sigh. “Even more so in my line of work.”
“And what is it that you do?”
“Run the village.” Natsuki stared at him in shock while Azuki glared at him. “What? What did I say— Oh, whoops.”
Azuki’s eye twitched. “Whoops?! That’s all you can say?!”
“So, um…you run the village, Naruto-san?” His date asked, her eyes reduced to little brown dots.
“Well, I’m the Hokage. It’s my duty to make sure the system runs smoothly.”
“Ho…kage?”
“My face is on the mountainside. It’s the last one you see. You didn’t notice the likeness?”
Natsuki stared at the Rokudaime for a while before shaking her head. “No. But then again, the one on the mountain looks a lot younger.” Azuki stifled a laugh as he stared at his father. Naruto slumped over in depression. “Huh? Did I say something wrong?”
“Ugh…” The Hokage sat up straight and straightened out the wrinkles on his shirt. “Moving on… When you two have a child, what are you planning to name it?”
Azuki slammed a fist down on the table. “Damn it!! There you go again!! Why don’t you—?!”
“Hmmm…” Natsuki held her chin in thought. “Well, if it’s a girl, I could name her Nanaho, after my mother… If it’s a boy, I could name it after my father, Natatsuro. Or my brother Nato.”
“What…? Natto?” Naruto looked at Azuki. “See? You’re not alone when it comes to food-based names.”
“Please… It’s bad enough that you two are playing along with this messed-up idea, but don’t give the imaginary baby a name after an awful food…’ Azuki muttered with half-lidded eyes.
“Not like fermented beans.” The blonde woman went back to thinking. “Of course, if Azuki doesn’t mind, we could name him after one of the relatives on his side of the family. If it’s a boy, we could name him Naruto.”
“HELL NO!!!” The strawberry blonde screamed as Naruto grinned. “Imaginary or not, no son of my is gonna be named after him!!”
Natsuki pouted. “That’s not respectful, Azuki! What’s so wrong with naming him after your father?”
Azuki calmed down and sank in his seat slightly, glaring down at his plate. “Well, if we name him after my dad, that’ll just give him an excuse to corrupt the child— What the heck am I saying? It’s not real!!”
“Just because he’s not real now doesn’t mean he won’t be!”
“What the? Is that your way of asking me to m-ma-ma…?” The blue-clad blonde turned red and started to sweat. “Ma-mar…?”
Naruto arched an eyebrow. “Oh, boy. Looks like he has commitment issues…”
“Ma-ma…ma-mar-ma…”
“And he’s stuck on it.” The Rokudaime smiled at the blonde woman who was trying to snap his son out of it by waving a hand in front of him. “It looks like you’re going to have to wait a while before he gets the courage to even say the M-word, let alone propose.”
“Puh…pro…pro…!”
Naruto held a hand to his hand. “Oh, brother…!”
- Mood:
busy
How many is it now?
Let's see... I've got a project for FDS due on Monday, one for English, the rough draft due on Monday WITH an outline, cover and in-text work citing (which I'm probably gonna avoid doing), and one for Social Science, due...November 18? I don't know... There's so much now that I can't stand it... No wonder college students get stressed into depression. T__T
Deception! Betrayal!! Electrically-charged pencils!!!
The latest Naruto chapter had it all! Well, maybe not all. It missed a NaruHina moment and a look at whatever the hell Karin was supposed to be doing to Sasuke. But it had Naruto and Sakura spitting each other out, which is what people who were anti-NaruSaku or pro-NaruHina, SasuSaku or NaruSasu wanted. (IMO: I have to wonder what Sakura is thinking. She can't possibly be thinking of trying to fight a guy who fought a jinchuriki, could she? Oh, well, we may get some Sakura action again! If not, more angst fuel for Naruto (and hopefully Sasuke).) It also had the beginning of Kisame and Killer Bee's fight, where giant bears RACCOONS were taken down, electrically-charged pencils were thrown and Kisame's sword went into Bankai I mean it turned into a monstrous scaly sword...thing! Is that a good way to describe it? Yeah...
What will happened next week?! Will Naruto, Kakashi and Yamato go searching for Kakashi or will Gaara arrive to stop them?! What the hell is Sai gonna do?! Will Killer Bee be successful, or will he be taken down a couple of hundred pegs by Kisame?! Will Suigetsu and Juugo rejoin Sasuke after he abandoned them for Danzo?! And where the F*** is Kabuto?! ...I really hope we learn...! >x<
Ninjas, Demons, and School Harems? Oh, My~!
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it, but I wound up writing SiNful Rose II (Sorry for lack of a snazzy subtitle like "Hour of Darkness" or "Absence of Justice") anyway. Don't look at me like that! How could I resist after obtaining Disgaea 2: Dark Hero Days for the PSP? And especially after downloading Rasberryl Mode on PSN? Who couldn't resist writing a story where Neji acts like an iron chef, Kakashi's a peeping tom, Naruto gets treated like a dog--leash included, and Kiba and Akamaru are given the ultimate humiliation of turning into a (female) Beast Master and a (feline demon) Saber Kitty?! Come on...
Because of this, my thirst for writing Icha-Icha Evil Academy is starting to increase... In the back of my mind, I can hear Mao complaining about how I haven't written a fic for D3: AoJ yet and I'm wasting my time continuing with Disgaea 2. I should write about half-demon!Naruto going to an all demon-school and being forced into a class of all girls--some who want to kill him, some who want to love him, some who just wanna "play" with him--while Jiraiya writes it all down for future fourth book "Icha-Icha Academy"! Although...the problem is that I can't remember much of the storyline. That's right--I can remember the storylines of Disgaeas 1 and 2, but Disgaea 3 had so much extra content and stuff to remember for gameplay that ticked me off that even the funniest moments from the series are difficult to remember... T__T Next time, NIS...a little goes a long way. Give us back our old skill gaining system and our old kickass skills!!
Concerning Arashiden, I'm getting it done. But with all the schoolwork, it's hard to do so... I'm not even done yet and it's over 12,700 words!! What to expect from this chapter: family bonding, awful teamwork, unwanted apprentices, odd chats about imaginary children/grandchildren, and continuous heart-wrenching sorrow for one family that just keeps coming as the years roll by...and a sneak peek into the future (Arashiden). Here's hoping that keeps you guys satiated until I get it posted.
- Mood: working
- Music:Earthworm Jim theme
I
I seriously wanna drop out of college again.... Today, my FDS teacher confronted me because of something I wrote in my English midterm (deviating from the subject at hand--who the hell has one freaking essay as a midterm?! It's insanity, I tell you!!!). It was frustrating because she said it was an essay with a subject that everyone could understand. The thing was close to freaking politics: the thing I hate most in this world... Anywho, I wrote in bad words like WTF and hell and ass (not sure when I wrote in ass), and called my essay awful and horrible. But my big mistake was writing in that little paragraph at the end summarizing my thoughts (which was better than the entire crappy essay) and wrote something about killing myself just to end the misery and not having to deal with god awful grades from this sch0ol. My mistake, and now the English teacher (bitch) gave it to the school counselor (bitch) who is also my FDS teacher (2X bitch) who got info about me from my other teachers, and now...I find out I'm failing FDS because I fall asleep in class, and because of my fricking paragraph I didn't mean, the freakin DEAN is gonna be told about me and they may call my mother. God, I fucked up again...! I really wish I had the balls to kill myself, but I'm such a pussy...! I should've just told the freaking bitch that: "I didn't mean it. I always say things like "I wish I was dead" but I never mean it and I never go through with it. It's just aggression--don't make such a FUCKING DEAL about it!!!" And to think, I was feeling a bit more comfortable since my sister was saying, "even if you fail, I'll still love you"...then those crappy staff members drop the bomb on me.
You wanna know why I hate this school so much? Because I'm an idiot!!! No matter what anyone says, I'm an unmotivated, untalented idiot who waits at the last freaking second to do things and has no idea how college life is supposed to work!! I may as well just disappear off the freaking face of the earth and end my misery because those bastards just keep adding to the load!!! But I can't, because I'm a pussy, so I have to endure my mother's complaints, my sister's sorrow, my teachers "help" and the pressure to succeed. I'm just...so tired of this crap. I wonder if I'm lucky, I'll die by accident or someone will decide to end my misery and off me. Any takers?
- Mood:
pessimistic
To be more precise, I hate college research projects. Especially the group ones. Everything's so confusing and I rarely ever contact my partner...and if I goof up, it's both our asses, so I can't just wing it as per usual... T__T Damn it all... And I've got another group project for FDS... Damn research projects. Is our teacher so lazy that he thinks it's best that we get group projects instead of individual ones? And the sources have to be scholarly(sp?)? Crap it all, I don't even know if there's an educational site on birth control and Cuban music that isn't just the same thing over and over and over...
Because of research project horros, Naruto Gaiden is coming along slowly and a bit awkwardly. I'm up to...year 30 (it's arranged in the number of Naruto's ages, so right now, he's 30 years old). I'd give you spoilers, but I'm lazy and don't want to write them out since anything pasted onto these entries turns out wrong... Aside from Gaiden, the only problems I'm having are with creating some of the major Arashiden villains and the storylines of bijuus Gobi, Rokubi, Yonbi, and Shichibi, not to mention where and when to throw in the Asura.
The latest Naruto Shippuuden episode, #131: Honor Sage Mode!! Love it, love it, love it! Even though I know Jiraiya's gonna die and he was never one of my favorite characters, the anime does him more justice than the manga! R.I.P., Jiraiya-sama...soon...again.
- Mood: stressed
- Music:The 6th Shippuuden op: "Sign" by Flow
- Mood: pissed off
Or should that title be "I Hate Research Projects" because those teachers are throwing that stuff on me. First, I must turn in a rough draft for a project for Social Science and I can only have one Internet source and three book sources--and the only books are reference books I can only read for 4 hours... English is giving me a research project, too. God knows what the other classes will give me... Even worse, it's that dreaded time of the year, folks: MIDTERMS!!! And, as usual, it sucks. Especially since I took my second midterm--it was only 10 questions and I just blanked out over the paper!! Of course, that may be because our teacher found out our midterm would be a week earlier instead of 2 weeks later. I don't wanna flunk out of college!!! T__T
Naruto chapter 467 Spoiler Response: "WTH?!?" (Don't Read if You Don't Know!!)
Okay... I didn't spazz out over Mizukage having two kekkei genkai or Tsuchikage flying or Madara popping in to reveal his plans like a cliche overconfident villain, but...Jyuubi?! Kishi stole my idea--sort of!! Actually, I'm sure he stole the idea of a lot of fan fiction writers, but since this is my journal, we'll call it my idea! Mainly because I always had a vision for Naruto X: all nine tailed beasts coming together to form this awful new demon!! Now it turns out it's true...but the tailed beasts are just parts of the Jyuubi. And it's only got one eye...and it looks like a Sharingan, which makes you question things once again. I mean, first the bijuu were demons, then they were chakra that had taken form because of humanity's hatred and negative emotions and whatnot, now they're parts of a greater demon? Sounds like a story idea I had once for Disgaea... -__- Show of hands! Who thinks it's gonna wind up being a tengu or something like that?
Arashiden!! So close, yet so far...!
I'm almost done with Naruto X's final arc before the Naruto Gaiden, then I can get started on rewriting Arashiden!! My only problem is how I will get it all to end... I'm not very good at writing these sorts of dramatic scenes and I'm not sure if SPOILERNatarocanrecoverquicklyfromallthecraphe's
This has been Blu Rose, over and out!!
- Mood: aggravated
Who said "TIme is NOT a Toy"?
...Seriously, who said it, because it sure as hell wasn't me... Anyway, this little Blu Rose has already begun the Time is NOT a Toy arc of Naruto X. I know I said I'd revise it, but it's pretty much the same, plus it has a purpose as afterwards, there's going to be a gaiden--you know, one of those stories that reveals things that were not told about a certain character or group or what not.
Anywho, the gaiden's going to be about the life of Naruto after the Blu edition of Shippuuden's ending and into Arashiden. It's not a whole story in itself like the Kakashi Gaiden, where the story was simply about Team Minato's mission to destroy a bridge, but a collection of snapshots about Naruto's life, his children, and background on certain characters like Kira, the Asura and the Oni (not to mention a few things that will appear in the future). So to satiate you until then and encourage you to review, here's a look at some of the things that will be shown in the story.
Preview 1: Child
The double doors into the operation room flew open as Sasuke stomped out, shaking and looking livid. His eyes fell on Naruto and for a moment, they seemed to flash red. "You...!" He walked up to the blonde man and punched him in the face, making him fall back into a chair. Kakashi and Sai were immediately on their feet and trying to restrain the Uchiha. "BASTARD!!! How could you?!"
"H-how could I what?" Naruto asked as he held onto his cheek.
"How could you do it?! HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE?!?"
"What?! That's ridiculous, Sasuke!" Kakashi exclaimed. "What makes you say that?"
"It looks like him! The baby looks exactly like him!!" The Uchiha spat as he tried to break free of their grip. God knows he would do it, too, if it weren't for the damn seal.
Naruto felt his heart drop. So it was real. He and Sakura really... "It's true." He could feel all eyes on him. "But I'm not the only one at fault here! You had a part in this, too!"
"Excuse me? You're the one who got her to sleep with you!! God knows how you did it!!"
"If you paid a little more attention to her and treated her like your wife instead of just the woman having your child, she wouldn't have been so depressed as to come running to me for consoling!!"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes and somehow managed to break free of Kakashi and Sai to pounce onto Naruto.
Preview 2
"AZUKI!!!"
"Hahahaha!!"
It wasn't a strange sight to see 29-year old Uzumaki Naruto chasing after his 4-year old little hellion Azuki. What was strange was seeing the boy in his undies and running through the streets of Konoha for all to see. You leave a door open and tell that kid it's bathtime, he'll take the risk and run out of there.
"Nyahnyah! You can't catch me~!" The boy taunted as people stepped away from him. He really did look like his father when he was a boy. The only difference was his slightly darker strawberry blonde hair. "Hahaha--OOF!!!" His taunting ended as soon as he tripped over his own feet and sent sprawling to the ground at someone's feet. Tears welled up in his eyes and he began to bawl. "WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
"Awwww... There, there." Before Azuki knew what was happening, he was being picked up and held against the biggest chest he had ever seen. Well, maybe second biggest compared to Granny Tsunade. The child's cheeks reddened and he started to grin broadly before pushing his face into the unknown woman's chest.
"Azuki!!" Naruto growled as he skidded to a halt and blinked at the sight of his son cuddling up to a dark-haired woman's breasts. "Azuki! What are you doing?!" He hissed, his eyebrow twitching in irritation. God knows what the child had for women with big chests.
"Hm? Naruto!" The woman gasped as her pale eyes landed on him.
Naruto blinked and observed the woman's features. Blue-tinted black hair...pale eyes...a tint of red on her cheeks... "Hinata? Oh, Hinata! I haven't seen you for a while!"
"Yeah... You too... Is...this...your son?" Hinata asked as she shifted Azuki in her arms. The child wasn't in a hurry to let go of her--or was it her breasts he wasn't going to let go?
"Um, yeah... His name is Azuki."
Hinata blinked. "Azuki?"
"I know, I know! It's a weird name..." The blonde man mumbled as he scratched his cheek in embarassment. Silence went on between them after that. Ever since that incident with Pain, it had been a bit awkward to be around Hinata. It was difficult to speak to her without raising the topic of her love confession, and it seemed that she was too embarassed about it to speak of it, either.
"So...who is his mother?"
"Mother? His mother is..." 'Married to another man.' "...She's not longer with us. Or rather, she was never with us." At this, the Hyuga heiress stared at him in confusion. "It doesn't matter who she is because you don't know her." Naruto walked up to her and grabbed hold of Azuki. "Sorry for the trouble! He's such a little troublemaker, he just...runs...off!" He grunted as he tried to pull his son off of Hinata. "Come...on...! Stop being rude and let go of Hinata-san!"
"No!! I like Boobie Lady!!" The blonde brat cried as tears welled up in his eyes. "And she likes me, right? Right?!"
"Oh! Um... Yes. I do. I think you're a very sweet little boy."
"Sw-sweet?! He just called you 'Boobie Lady'!! How is that sweet?!" Naruto shouted, making the boy flinch.
Hinata gasped. "Naruto! Do you always speak in such a tone to your son?"
"Uh... N-no! I mean, I don't speak that way to him, but...well, he's a bit thickheaded and it's like fear's the only thing that'll get through to him..." He sighed and released Azuki, allowing Hinata to hold the boy. "It's just been really hard raising him by myself."
"W-well... If you'd like some help, I could look after him. Maybe babysit for you while you're on missions."
"That'd be great, but you've got missions, too."
The blue-haired woman looked down at the ground sadly. "Well, I won't be doing that anymore. I'm going to get married."
"Oh. ...WHAT?!?"
*Azuki means "red bean paste"*
Preview 3
How did it get like this? Sakura was bad enough, but Hinata as well? There must be something wrong with him to just sleep with other men's women... And the worst part was that there was no alcohol. It was all done on an impulse. She didn't love her fiancee, but she had to marry him in order to become the Hyuga clan's leader. That was a tradition. One couldn't marry or have children with one outside of the clan, either, for the sake of keeping the bloodline pure and the worry of what such a child would be like. But even then, she couldn't stop herself from loving Naruto, and as much as he hated to say it, he somehow started loving her, too. But he felt bad about it because it was like he was settling for her because he couldn't get Sakura.
Oh well. It didn't matter now, because once again, he managed to cause trouble for someone. Hinata was pregnant. They knew it was his. Depending on the state of the child, she would remain in the clan and their baby would be raised by her and her fiancee, or she and the child would be disowned. That was what they decided, but he didn't know what exactly was best for his love and their child.
"I don't know why you're acting so weird! It's just a baby...!" Azuki said with a pout as he pressed the buttons on the vending machine absentmindedly.
Naruto looked up at his son and gave him a smile. "It's gonna be your baby brother or sister! That means you're going to have to look after them and be a good big brother. Alright?"
"I'm not it's brother. We don't have the same mom." Azuki started to press the combinations for snacks he wanted. "If we had the same mom, then maybe I'd think of 'em like that."
"You've got the same dad, though."
"It's not the same if we don't have the same mom..."
Naruto opened his mouth to deny that when the double doors opened and Sakura walked out with a tired expression and a forced smile. "It's a girl!" The blonde man felt his heart leap. A daughter. They had a daughter...or they would, if...
"How is she?! Is she alright?! Is she healthy?! What do her eyes look like?!"
"We don't know yet, but...Hinata..." The pink-haired woman looked down at the ground sadly. "Hinata passed away during the birth."
He stared at her in silence. The sounds of the hospital were muted out. All he was aware of was that as soon as the tears welling up in his eyes began to fall down his cheeks, his heart fell and hit the bottom of his stomach.
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Well, that was it. Like I said, the gaiden will basically be a bunch of snippets--save the exposition into two important wars that helped to shape this story's history. Anyway, I hope you guys will look forward to it and I hope you guys will review for Naruto X. (Pretty please with sugar on top!) C ya!
- Mood: busy
- Music:"C'mon, C'mon" by the Von Bondies
I hate College!!!
Have I said that already? Oh, well. It doesn't matter. I still hate college--I just hate it even more so now. As usual, my respective classes have assigned me homework. I had to work on something about my relationships with other people for Communication Skills, over thirty math problems for Math Skills, and a Family Tree for Social Science (So early in the year?!) and on a four-day weekened. And I still have to assignments I have to have accomplished before the end of the semester, so...good God, I'm screwed. Can I drop out of college yet? @__@
I Love Naruto!!!
The last chapter was so...enlightening. So, as it turns out, the reason why Sasuke and almost every Uchiha in existence are awful bastards is because it's their "birthright," because their ancestor, Rikudo Sennin's eldest son hated his younger sibling, Rikudo's chosen heir who believed love would lead to peace and not powr. The younger siblings descendants are the Senju. Naruto and Sasuke are fated to fight because Naruto inherited the Senju's Will of Fire (he's not related to them, obviously. He just has the same dream as them.) and Sasuke inherited the Uchiha ancestor's Will of Hatred, just as Madara and Hashirama before them had.
I've gotta admit...that sucks... The Uchiha (and possibly whoever the hell is related to them) are like that little boy who does whatever their parents tell them to do because "it's their birthright" or to make them proud. At least, that's my view of things. I kinda still want to see Raikage trounce Sasuke some more before Word of God once again makes him win the battle.
I Love Plot Bunnies!!
Actually, I don't. They're irritating little pests who pop up every time I think a certain thought about it. Recently, I've had a lot of weird ideas pop up in my mind. Here are some.
Yakuza Gakuenden: A story inspired by Naruto Gakuenden--that special Naruto Shippuuden omake based on the story in the anime ending Michi to You All. The story was originally a sequal spoof idea I plan on using for Naruto X Arashiden where Nataro, desperate to earn big money fast to help his recently unemployed mother Aiko, goes to become part of a yakuza (Japanese mafia) gang headed by Naruto (whose dream in the original Gakuenden was to become a gang head), but in exchange must become the gang's head when Naruto passes. Just replaced Nataro with (Shippuden) Naruto, mother Aiko with guardian Iruka, (X) Naruto with Jiraiya, and the Gang with ANBU members and Naruto's friends.
Bleached Roses: A variation of the successful NarutoxDisgaea crossover Sinful Rose, replacing AU Naruto with AU Bleach. Why? Because Blu Rose just got into Bleach now that she has wireless to watch the episodes online--even though she's only watched the Zanpakuto Tales filler arc so far. The majority of the information for this story explanation was taken from the Bleach wikia.
Anyway, Soul Reaper Ichigo Kurosaki is sent to Hell (Known as the Netherworld to its residents and other universes) to purify the soul of the recently deceased Overlord Zennon before he can become a Hollow with enough power to destroy all humanity. But when he comes, he finds no Hollow and somehow winds up being "chained" to Rozalin, Zennon's only daughter, and forced to become her servant until she gains enough power to become the Overlord. Despite that, the story isn't meant to be too similar to the true Bleach. Ichigo is a Soul Reaper merely the most recent amongst a varitable harem of souls forced to reincarnate as demons, yet wind up becoming devoted to Rozalin (even the women?!), Prinnies are simply dolls holding the souls of human sinners (Kon is expected to appear in a Prinny body when he is accidentally placed into one by Rozalin, only to have him posess her's), the original Gotei 13 as introduced in the Soul Society arc is unchanged, but I'm still not sure which squad Ichigo belongs in. (Whatever one Rukia is in, I suppose.)
Mors es Universal (Death is Universal): The title will most likely change into a better one, but the summary will remain the same. It's a NarutoxBleach crossover. As a child, Naruto is unexplainably attacked by a Hollow and seemingly killed, but is somehow pulled back into his body by something (the Kyuubi) right before the eyes of a Shinigami. Pushing the memory to the back of his mind, years later, Naruto encounters the same Shinigami who purified the Hollow that attacked him and winds up being pulled into the position of Substitute Shinigami because of something he isn't being told.
Now, I'm still trying to think of a nice Bleach girl to pair Naruto up with aside from a Naruto girl (now that I think of it, I don't have a Naruto girl lined up either). Originally, I wanted Rukia because I planned on putting him in whatever squad she was in, but then I saw the English dub of the Bleach movie Memories of Nobody, and now I wanna pair him up with Senna (whom I want to make a newbie Shinigami). Ichigo will appear, but I'm still thinking about his relationship with Naruto and whether he'll be a Substiture Shinigami or an average dead-all-the-way Shinigami since the human world will be the Narutoverse. Not sure if he'll get a Hollow mask because of Kyuubi...or what his Shikai will look like.
Dissidia Kingdom Hearts: A sort-of crossover between Kingdom Hearts and the plot of Dissidia Final Fantasy. The 10 Warriors of Light must travel around the universe to find and protect the 10 Crystal Hearts that hold the key to Kingdom Hearts, which the Warriors of Darkness want to delve the universe into Darkness. But even they don't know why they're doing this, why they wield their Keyblades, or why they refer to themselves as the Warriors of Light and Darkness. Perhaps they'll know at the end of their journey...
- Mood: aggravated
Hurray for Wireless!!
Guess what? I've gotten wireless Internet!! >o< At last, I no longer have to wait ridiculous long times for a youtube video or webpage to load or feel bad about not allowing people to talk on the phone! Now I can watch Naruto Shippuuden online--and maybe I'll get into Bleach, since I've only read two volumes of the manga--and play online games with more ease...!
Of course, PlayStation Network sucks--in my opinion. It works on wireless, but I have to download locations onto my computer and it takes up up to 20 or more MBs of space...
Hurray for Dissidia!!
Guess what? I've got Final Fantasy Dissidia for PSP!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! >o< It's so awesome that I've completely forgotten about all my other PS games!! It's like the RPG version of Smash Brothers! My favorite characters to play with are Zidane (gotta love those agile thief types!), Tidus (gotta love those flashy warriors!), Bartz (Gotta love those gungho guys!), and oddly enough, Squall (Gotta love those apathetic loners with giant gunblades! Wait, is that right?). Okay, I like playing with Squall, but I don't like his character all that much. I've only finished about three stories so far. Seven more to go before Shade Impulse--the end of the storyline.
Either way, this game makes me anxious for Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep. Why must Square torture me so...?
Hurray for Fan Fiction!!
With my buying Dissidia, I've been longing to get back into writing my KH stories. I'm planning to rewrite Twilight Heart to fix up the storyline and change up the main cast, and I need to be true to the RikuxNamine fans out there and finish Way to the Dawn. Naruto X's rewrite is still doing fine! I'm on my way to writing up the intro into the revised Time is Not a Toy!! arc, so get a good luck at the original while you can, people! I've also gotten back to creating ideas for the NarutoxDisgaea 3 crossover now renamed Icha-Icha Evil Academy (because the idea is that Jiraiya has a hand in making Naruto's battle partners all female for the sake of a real-life harem for a novel inspiration.)
That's all I've got to say. Blu Rose, out!
- Mood:
excited
I Love College-- Wait, no I don't!!
Wow... Who knew college life was so complicated...? First, I have Math Skills, with a teacher who kinda compicates things a little for processes I could do before a different easier (to me) way. Then there's Social Science Caribbean, which so far seems like every other Caribbean-based history/social studies class I have had, and there's this smell that's so strong it just hits you when you walk into that classrom...I think it's the teacher. Luckily, one of the students seems to have picked up the hints and brought some perfume to gratuitously spray around. Then there's FDS, this Freshman-course...thing that is mandatory for me. In order to pass, I have to go to events on campus--even the crappy ones like health fairs and basketball games--which I never went to of my own free will, let alone for a grade! English, as usual, is giving me a headache--we have to write essays at the last ten minutes of the class. Last one was "explain the saying, the only honest man is a child." And we've gotta have journals...ugh... And I thought AP was awful... The last class I have that I'm lucky to have as the only class on Tuesdays and Thursdays is Communication Skills--the teacher's a really fun lady and the first day of class, we were in some sort of debate about agreeing, strongly agreeing, and disagreeing with certain things. Of course, I've sitll gotta do that damn report that explains me and write up a problem goal... Sucks.
Was that thing what I think it was?
Was that thing behind Sasuke in chapter 460 what I think it was? Because if it is...I'll be pissed at Kishimoto for stealing my idea!! I, uh, mean--I'll be surprised if that' what it turns out to be! Anyway, aside from that, I'm surprised at several things in this chapter: Raikage's gusto...Naruto's speed...Sasuke's going stark raving mad like Jin from BlazBlue (Yes, I played with him. And he scares me...). But I'm looking forward to seeing Raikge trounce Sasuke before Word of God makes him win once again...
- Mood: busy
I'M BACK!!!
And better than ever, baby! Well...maybe not. But I've managed to get more crap to make myself feel at home while I was over at Florida. Aside from clothes and school supplies, I've managed to ascertain (am I using this right??) a wide amount of books--both manga and novel! Granted, they're three mysteries and a supernatural romance, but their cover art made them seem so interesting!
Books I came Back With
Aoi House - Omnibus Volume 1 (I never thought I'd like a comic about yaoi-obsessed girls and their sex toys, but it's real funny! Gotta read the rest online!)
Fairy Tail - Volumes 1 & 2 (I should've taken more. I'm starting to love that series! Way more than One Piece, anyway...)
Night School: The Weirn Stories - Book 1 (From the person who bought us Dramacon via TokyoPop. Seems real interesting.)
Negima?! Neo - Volumes 1 & 2 (That was all they had, sadly. I never saw the anime, so this is nice. Go Baka Rangers!! XoX)
Naruto - Volumes 45 & 46 (I'd already read it online, but I had to leave behind the majority of my Naruto manga back on St. Croix. Seeing Killer Bee say "Fool, ya Fool" and rhyming every couple of seconds, I'm glad my roomates weren't awake to see my crack up.
Phoenix Wright - The Wright Files & Edgeworth Files (OBJECTION!! ^__^ I've never played the game before, on account of lack of a Nintendo DS, but reading the manga was just as good. They were all oneshots, but, it was still good. It almost compelled me to buy a DS...)
Life Sucks - Second 1 (And seriously, that's how the volumes are called. It's not a manga, but it's a comic about the not-so glamorous life of an average guy who was turned into a vampire by his boss (an old world vampire lord) so he would run the night shift of a stop-and-go supermarket. It was a great escape from all the cliche vampire stuff after Twilight was released--because there were SOOO many books that seemed to have been inspired by Twilight)
The Story of Emily Strange (I haven't read it yet, but I glanced inside and was impressed by how it was written--like some sort of scrapbook diary, with no chapters or nothing.)
The Missing Ink: A Tattoo Shop Mystery (Seriously, I wasn't into mystery stories as a kid, but what first drew me to the book was the art. It looked like something out of a manga or a comic, and they made the heroine look so sexy. I'm not into tattoos, but this story's pretty cool. I'm gonna try and find the next book in the series. ^__^)
Psych (I got two books, but I failed to remember one of their names. I finished reading one yesterday on the way back to St. Thomas called "A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read" and it was so good. They should've made it into an actual episode. Or did they? It's been so long since I last saw Psych. Either way, there was a lack of calling Gus something dumb or giving him a silly fake name. Other things made up for it.)
Book whose title I cannot remember (I oughta be ashamed for that, but I remember that it's a book about a psychic medium who can see ghosts, and one of satan's servants arrives to drag her to hell for some reason and she starts to fall for him. Once again, the coverart was what attracted me.
I also bought video games.
Games i Bought Back With Me
Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4 (It was the only one there. Was I lucky or what?!)
Cross Edge (I heard this game got bad reviews, but whatever. I'd do anything to have Morgan and Etna and Litlith in my party. The other girls? They can suck eggs. -x-)
Blaze Blue (A neat anime-style fighting game that only has 12 characters, but is still very popular with the guys at Playstation Magazine. It's like Soul Calibur in 2D, apparently)
Yggdra Union: We'll Never Fight Alone) It looked like it played like Soul Nomad, so I picked it up. I didn't know how difficult it was to play. I'm still on the stage with damn Gulcasa, and I assume I'd be done there (even though my Yggdra's only level 8 or 9), but I read specifically that like Riviera: The Promise Land, there was a bathouse scene! And damn it, I want my MilanorxYggdra at last!! >x<)
Dance Factory (?): Is that what it's name is? It probably isn't. I just refer to it as "That Music Game I can barely play". I thought it would be like Dance Dance Revolution for the PSP, but I was wrong. VEEEERY WRONG. Even in Beginner Mode, the only thing Beginner about it is that you use only four buttons (the most you can use in this game is eight?!), because it's difficult to get good scores when the arrows move so quickly... I may wind up selling that game unless I take the easy way out and download a game save file from online...
The Sims 3 (I just wanted to play this thing on PC for once and see what the fuss was about. I never expected to interact with people.)
Spore (Same excuse as with Sims 3, but for the sake of creating little monsters for inspirations. Though the prospect of creating cute fuzzy cabbits that will raze someone else's planet and dominate it sounds nice... >_>)
I wanted Dissidia: Final Fantasy, but it wasn't out yet. T__T That means I'm gonna have to wait until later in the fall to match up Cloud with Squall and live out my KH Final Fantasy...
Aside from games and books, I went to a number of cool places. The West Lake hotel...where we had a jacuzzi in our room!! Barnes and Nobles...where I saw books as far as my eye could see! Game Stop...which I saw in Mexico, but was so wonderful to see there. Busch Gardens...where I didn't go on any rides, but I got to see animals of almost every variety. Would've loved to see a lion, though. T__T
But the magic is over now... School will be back in session soon, and I will not be looking forward to it. Because if I manage to screw things up here, I'll have to go back home to St. Croix...and if you knew how much I hated living with my parents, you'd know why.
Well, I still managed to keep up with Naruto chapters through my sister's IPod (THank you, Wi-FI!) and I much say that I'm shocked at the way things have turned. Danzo has Uchiha Shisui's Sharingan and body parts, there's a Kiri ninja with a Byakugan, the Konoha ninja may try and kill Sasuke for once (still don't know how I feel about that), the majority of Kage had a part in dealing with Akatsuki, and the ninja of Konoha are gonna prepare to stop relying on the kid with the demon in his gut!! Oh, and Sasuke's making his move. God, I wanna see him get pawned now. He needs a reality check in the form of the Kage delivering the smackdown on his ass. Can't wait to see the next chapter, though!
Speaking of Naruto, while I was away, I got an email with a request for a challenge to write a NarutoxSoul Nomada crossover, and while the prospect was nice, I just couldn't do something like what they wanted me to do. But afterwards, I wound up coming up with more Naruto cross over ideas and I wound up with a lot of interesting dreams...
Fanfiction Ideas I came up with in Orlando
Unnamed Naruto-Soul Nomad crossover: It was meant to become entirely AU, where Konoha is a village in the Soul Nomad world, but because they're hidden, they don't know about the crap that's going down. The World Eaters have been replaced by eight of the original Tailed Demons--collections of souls who were purposely twisted to create demons by the boss of their master, the Master of Death, Gig, who was supposedly killed years ago. When the bijuu awaken, strangers from another village (of which include Danette and female Revya--the Heroine of Soul Nomad) come with a sword--the Onyx Blade that Gig was sealed into many years ago--to give to the only person capable of wielding it: Naruto. However, the reason why he's able to wield it isn't because he's the reincarnation of a certain person or because he has the Kyuubi inside of him...it's because...SPOILER!!! Through a serious of brutal events, it is learned that a lot of people want to capture the Onyx Blade to do with the Bijuu what they will--destroy them, tame them, use them as weapons--but because of the sword and Gig bonding with him, trouble comes his way.
Union of Souls: Never Die Alone: A crossover between Yggdra Union and Soul Nomad, in which Yggdra, the daughter of the former Seraph of Heaven, is sent to Hell on a false mission and left there to die for reasons unknown to her. She loses her memory and is found by Gig, the Angel of Death who was sent to Hell just before her and seems to lost all memory of his life in Heaven save for one: to kill the Archangels. Thinking that Yggdra is an ordinary human blessed with holy power he needs to get to the human world, Gig binds her to him via a chain between their souls and dubs her his. Needless to say, it's like Memento Mori, but different from the original, where Revya was Gig's willing sex slave. Although, she'll still be there.
I'll start back on writing the 43rd chapter of Naruto X...as soon as I can set up that damn Spore account. >x<
- Mood: tired
Well, the time has arrived. Tomorrow morning around 7 or 8 AM, I'll be hopping on a sea plane and flying to St. Thomas, where I'll spend a nice day of looking around my new home (so long as I don't fail in college) before I get on a plane to Florida the day afterward. I won't be able to write for a week and a day...so please understand, readers of Naruto X or any other fan fiction you were looking forward to for updates. Even writers need a vacation!! T_T
See you in the fall,
Blu Rose
- Mood: sick
Naruto X Rewrite: Part 1's Almost Complete!!
You read right. As we speak, I'm currently on the Festival Arc--the original ending for Naruto X part 1. I'm actually planning to rewrite most of the entire arc and not just copy and paste things! (After all, it is Naruto's birthday...) I am also planning on making "Time is NOT a Toy!" the final story arc. I have the feeling that it has some...potential for being a good finisher for the first arc. What better way to end the series and make way for the future than to take a look at the past?
Damn Shippuuden downloads...!
I want so badly to see episode 116 of Shippuuden, but everytime I try to download a torrent, something happens! And when I finally managed to finish downloading something (an mp4 file) it wouldn't work for some stupid reason!! So, yeah... Now I'm stuck downloading a low-grade .avi file for my Windows Media Player...
- Mood: irritated
Long Live the King of Pop: R.I.P. Michael Jackson
I don't remember if I was ever a big M.J. fan, I admit. Heck, I've laughed at a lot of jokes about him and the problems he's gotten into these past years. That doesn't mean I don't feel saddened by his death. I mean, before the decline of his career, I may have liked his music and liked him in particular... Anyway, big ups to you, M.J. I'm not joking when I say that I hope you're moonwalking up in heaven right now...and if you're not, then I hope your stay in hell's not too painful. No offense.
I'm starting to HATE Sasuke again
In recent manga chapter 453, after being told that Konoha was already destroyed by Pain/Nagato, Danzo was the new Hokage and that the Five Kage were gathering to figure out how to stop Akatsuki, Sasuke comes up with a new revenge-driven plan: go to the meeting and KILL THE KAGE. ...Okay, I kinda died for a moment there and had to reread that page because instead of having written/translated "kill Danzo" or "kil the Hokage", it said "kill the Kages". Plural! Damn it, now Sasuke's just being a big crybaby! Getting revenge on the entire villager even though it was those old geezers' fault that your brother killed your entire clan was one thing, but killing the five Kage?! He's just being full of himself with that Mangekyo Sharingan of his now...
And is it just me, or does anyone else hate Karui (the black chick with the red hair) for how she acted towards Sakura? I thought she was cool at first, but then she started trashing on my favorite kunoichi and made her cry... (>w<) Or maybe I'm just pissed off because we've got yet another redhead chick in the series? Why couldn't Kishi have made her hair black? Show love for the brunettes for once?
Of course, the best way to end this rant would be...GAARA!!! (>x<) It's been too long since we last saw him! Loving the new outfits! Although Kankuro's man-dress irks me... (-_-)
Naruto X Rewrite has landed!!
Say cheers! Since I'm already at the Nami no Kuni arc, I've decided to post the Naruto X Rewrite chapters now! I mean, I'm going away on July 30 and will not have access to my computer for at least a week, so...I've decided to post a chapter a day until I reach Arashiden. Now...know that a lot of these chapters have just been copied, pasted, and only slightly rewritten from the original Naruto X and that the original story will only be up for a few days until it is removed (because I don't wanna get in trouble with the authorities of FF.net).
Here's the link: Naruto X: Rewrite, so remember to please REVIEW!! Because it would not be worth rewriting if no one even gave me a teensy amount of recognition for this...
- Mood: tired
I'M A GRADUATE!!! (Now the Hard Part Starts...)
Last night was wonderful! I can't believe how I acted most of the time, but I was just relieved to finally be getting out of there! I mean, I had to stand up in heels for most of the beginning, but after I got my diploma, I really loosened up. I was rocking and swaying when we were singing the class song--and the artist who performed the song actually came out in the middle of the song!! Y'know, after the guy who ran onstage and sang. There was an afterparty, but I didn't go. I thought we'd start partying at my house, but all we did was drink champagne and chardonay. (BTW: I'm not a big alcoholic, so I took a sip of the chardonay and that was it. Blech. >x<)
So, since I've now graduated, the hard part begins: college! I'll have to leave behind my precious PS3 and the games I got, my manga collection, my PSP, and my other personal things... *Sniffle* It just ain't fair!! >x< Not to mention that my mother keeps saying that I'm not gonna rest for the Summer...
Naruto X REVAMPED!spoilers
I was hoping to do this. I've been waiting to put down a few spoilers for the chunin exam arc and I shall.
#6: The Next Level, The Chunin Exams!
Within an office in the Hokage's tower, a group of jonin and chunin stood before the Rokudaime Hokage.
You all know why you've been called. In one week, Konoha will be hosting the Chunin Exams," Naruto explained as he leaned forward in his seat. "Before we begin handing out registration papers to the genin squad supervisors, first we need the jonin overseeing the training of our recent Academy graduates to step forward.
Haseo made his way through the crowd, followed by a young Hyuuga man in his early 20's with his dark brown hair tied up in a loose ponytail, wearing the standard jonin uniform with long, open robe-like sleeves that reached his wrists.
The Hokage arched an eyebrow. "Tsuki?" He narrowed his eyes slightly and saw a mass of spiky purple hair sticking up from behind one of the taller ninja. "Tsuki, stop fooling around and get up here!"
Tsuki gulped and regained her calm. She stood up straight and made her way up to the front of the group, standing inbetween Haseo and the Hyuuga.
Naruto gave a nod. "Good. Now, seeing as how all of your students' squads have accomplished the minimum amount of eight missions necessary to enter the Chunin Exam...you can decide whether or not you feel they're ready to take part in it. Starting with Haseo."
Haseo bowed his head for a moment. "I, Uchiha Haseo, vow upon the name of the Uchiha that Team 4, consisting of Uchiha Inahime, Hyuuga Konjo, and Sekkei Shizuka, qualify for the exams."
The Hyuuga bowed his head as well. "I, Hyuuga Ninigi*, vow upon the name of the Hyuuga that Team 11, consisting of Yoshida Kaoru, Kurama Rie, and Masamune Momotaro, also qualify for the exam."
All eyes fell on Tsuki, who was biting her bottom lip from indecision. 'Do I really want to put them through that sort of thing...? What happened in Benzaiten may end up being worse because I won't be there to protect them! What if they die...?'
"Tsuki...?" Naruto arched an eyebrow. "We don't have all day! Say something!"
After a few more seconds, the female sensei ndoded before bowing her head. "I, Asahara Tsuki, don't have a clan to swear on, so..." She raised her head slightly so that she was looking at her Hokage. "I vow on my reputation and my life that Team 14, consisting of Uchiha Hanzo, Temashi Kazemaru, and Kazaki Nataro, are qualified to take the exam."
'Suck up,' Haseo thought with half-lidded eyes.
"Hmm... It's been a while since we had all three rookie teams entered at once..." Naruto leaned back in his chair and smirked. "I wish your teams the best of luck! And I hope they put on a good show."
"Don't worry, they will, Hokage-sama!" Tsuki and Haseo said at the same time. The moment they realized the other spoke, the two jonin began to glare at each other. Ninigi simply stared at them out of the corner of his pearl white eyes as he gave an exasperated sigh.
*(Ninigi is the name of a descendant of the sun goddess Amaterasu.)
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#9: The Second Exam: Day 3
Kazemaru sighed and scratched the back of his head. "Well, what am I gonna do now? Sure as hell can't go back to sleep after hearing that scream..." He turned to go back into the tree when he heard something fall behind him. When he looked over his shoulder, Kaze saw that it was a dead crow. His stomach immediately started to growl and drool trailed dwon the corner of his mouth. "Oooohhh, food!!! I'm gonna-- Wait a minute! I ain't desparate enough to eat some dead, diseased rat with wings! ...Raw, anyway. Now where did I put my matches...?" The redhead began to search his pants pockets but stopped all of a sudden and threw his arms up in the air in irritation. "ARRGH!! What the hell am I saying?! This forest is driving me crazy!!"
Kazemaru held the crow up by its leg, observing it carefully for anything that would make it unacceptable to eat. "Hmmm... Don't see anything wrong with it...but television has taught me that it doesn't have to look nasty to kill you. He dropped the crow just as a transparent figure rose up from the ground behind him.
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#10: The 2nd Exam: Final Day! Showdown for the Last Pair!
A spotlight shonw down to reveal Rie, who looked around her new surroundings in confusion. She seemed to be standing on a metal floor, but all she could see was what the spotlight shone down on. Another spotlight suddenly came to life, shining down on a person a few feet away.
Rie approached the person and gasped when she saw who it was. "Hanzo-kun?" It looked like Hanzo, once he lolled his head over in her direction.
"Did you think you could enter our mind and get away with it?" Hanzo turned around so he could face the girl, swaying side to side a bit while slumped over. "Get lost."
"Huh?"
A faint shadowy figure appeared behind the dark-haired boy as a creepy smile spread across his face. "I said...get...lost!" Red eyes glowed behind the bangs hanging in front of them before dark tendrils shot out from the faint figure behind him and stabbed Rie's body. "What's this...? What are you hiding?"
She could feel the tendrils pushing into her body, moving underneath her skin. Rie couldn't help but squeal as pain blossomed in her body. She attempted to beak off the illusion and get out of Hanzo's head, but it was almost like the Uchiha was trying to keep her in.
"H-hanzo...-kun?"
"You had your chance. Now suffer."
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#13: Train Me, Mysterious Mentor!!
Kira was sitting outside of a dango shop, eating a stick of the sweet dumplings.
"Honestly, I feel like I'm being watched..." He spoke through a mouthful of his food. His gaze drifted back up to the Hokage mountainside monument, which was only a few miles away from the shop. He narrowed his eyes and groaned, "It's like...they're looking down on me...! Damn it, quit staring at me!!" Kira stood up and shook a fist at the mountains. "I mean it!! Why don't you go take a look at somebody else for a change, you relics?! Espcially you, old man!!"
The other customers who were sitting outside of the shop stared at the mad man, wary of making eye contact. The waitresses hesitated in moving until Kira sat down and resumed eating his dango in peace.
"I can't enjoy anything knowing those guys are looking at me...! Somebody oughta just tear that thing down. Not like it's doing anyone any good..." The black-and-white-clad man muttered to himself, pouting.
"Aha!! I found you!" A familiar voice proclaimed cheerfully.
Looking out of the corner of his eye, he saw Nataro standing next to him with a victorious look on his face. Kira gave the kid a half-lidded stare. "Seriously, kid, what are you stalking me? Did I kill your parents? Your siblings? Your friends? Did I kick your dog?"
The genin squinted his eyes in confusion. "What? No! I want you to train me!!" He exclaimed, pointing a thumb to himself.
Kira snorted as he looked the boy up and down. He suddenly gained an apathetic look as he spoke, "I can't train some...what rank are you?"
"Genin."
"Some talentless genin! That's a disgrace! I've got a reputation to uphold--a bad one, but it must be upheld! So no way in hell, kiddo!"
Nataro gritted his teeth as he started to growl. "Talentless?! We'll see who's talentless after I kick your ass!!" He screamed as he pounced at Kira, only to have the stick of dango stabbed into his shoulder. It took a few seconds for him to register what happened before he started screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Kira slipped the last dumpling off of the stick and popped it into his mouth, apathy still apparent on his face even if his voice betrayed it. He licked his lips. "Ah... The taste of anguish. Nice." he slapped on his stupid smile once again. "Lesson #2: 'anything can be used as a weapon'. Laters." The mad genius disappeared in a puff of smoke just as Nataro removed the stick from his shoulder.
- Mood: annoyed
- Music:"Like You When You're Naked" by Ida Maria
I'M GRADUATING NEXT WEEK! ...Hopefully.
I say "hopefully" because I wasn't able to see the list of graduates today after practice. I waited two damn hours just for that thing and it still hadn't come out on account of teachers who were late in turning in their students' grades. I swear... I'll have to check the list tomorrow, since I was getting too hungry to stay behind.
I'm so nervous about graduation day... I'm a tall girl, so I'll be in the back, which means that when we start singing our song and turn around to face the audience, they'll be able to see me. So I guess that means no mouthing the words. (TwT) Speaking of the song, we're singing "Got to Reach" by Mada Nile. Don't blame yourself if you don't know her, she's a local artist... But the song that everyone had voted for before ("We're Not Giving Up" by Machel Montano) seemed a lot better to me. Heck, it wasn't even on the list, it was voted in. The only reason we wound up with our new song was because the administration changed it. Damn.
But I'm grateful. At least when the Summer's over, I'll be long gone from my mother on another island. We have not been getting along well, and ever since I finished my exams, she keeps pestering me to find out the grades. She just doesn't have the patience to wait!! Ugh!!
He's the 6th Hokage...?!
Seriously, who'd have thunk it? Chapter 450 of Naruto started out so happily with Naruto receiving the cheers of Konoha and being tossed up and down with praise! Then things took a turn for the worst when it ended with the Daimyo of Fire Country and his council choosing Danzo as the Rokudaime Hokage since Tsunade's in a comatose state for the moment... God, I hope everyone abandons the village or impeaches him or somebody assassinates him...
But he won't be in Naruto X!! Better believe it!!
That's right: consider Naruto X an AU fan fiction now, because there's no way in hell I'll let the thought of Danzo being Hokage into my story!! It would taint my poor little mind...
Anyway, I'm still on the Chunin Exam arc. Actually, I'm starting the Training for the Final Exams arc. Once again, I may post up some spoilers for this arc like I did for chapters 1 thru 5.
Current questions: "Should Hanzo be a jinchuriki anymore?" and "The concept of a Naruto Gaiden after the revamped Time is NOT a Toy arc?"
- Mood:
anxious - Music:"We're Not Giving Up" by Machel Montano
BUSY, BUT COMING ALONG NICELY! I've only written 10 chapters, but I'm already up to the Chunin Exam preliminary matches (which, originally, began in chapter 22. ^__^) So, here I am to show you, my readers, some more of my plans for the story.
1) Jouka Arc (the one with Hitori) and Yasuo Mountain arc (one where Team 14 and Team Haseo are paired up) will be removed. Both are technically unnecessary.
2) Hanzo the Reibi no ????'s jinchuriki. NOT THE SUCKY LEECH THING FROM THE SHIPPUUDEN MOVIE!!! If anything, maybe Reibi no Orochi? May have some relationship to the Orochi folktale or be something new altogether, because I can't stand that damn leech! Why couldn't it have been something cooler?! (And how is a leech a beast?!)
3) NaruHina pairing will be possible, as will NaruSakuSasu. Of course, there's underlying angst underneath it that I can only tell you if you want to be spoiled.
4) Nataro learns to use elemental jutsu at a younger age. (Yes, he won't start off with Katon jutsu like before.)
5) Kazemaru's Kekkei Genkai activates earlier.
6) Time is NOT A Toy!! story may become an arc in its own right, though it may be shorter than the original story.
- Mood:
apathetic
What's a sniglet? Hell if I know, but you're getting some for the next four chapters of Naruto X Revamped.
#2: A Challenging Mission?!
No one else would dare to enter the office when an angry Uchiha Sakura marched in--though you could bet that the staff outside was probably listening in. The elderly woman held a chair over her head with the intent of bashing her husband's head in. Sasuke stood in front of Naruto's desk with a calm, cold look. Naruto, on the other hand, was frantic, even hough he dind't show it much.
"Sakura, c-calm down! I know you're angry at him, but that doesn't give you the right to destroy my office!" The Rokudaime exclaimed. From the doorway, one could swear he had a hint of whining in his voice he hadn't used since his youth.
"Forget it, Naruto! After today, I'll be known as the Widow Uchiha!!"
Sasuke snorted and rolled his eyes. "You know you won't do that."
"Maybe not, but I can beat the ever-loving crap out of you!!" His wife screeched as a vein throbbed on her forehead.
"P-put the chair down, Sakura! You're supposed to be the patient one in your marriage, aren't you?!" Naruto told his friend.
"Forget patience!! He needs to have a few lumps!"
"Sasuke!! Control your wife, would you?!"
"I only have a few years left, Naruto. I'm not going to jeopardize them by doing something stupid." Sakura stared at Sasuke for a while before putting the chair down. "See? She's calmed down all by herself." His wife walked up to him...balled up her fist...and...
Naruto averted his eyes as the sound of Sakura's fist meeting Sasuke's face was heard. "Hmm... Well, at least she didn't destroy anything."
"That's all you're going to do, Sakura-san? W-well, at least beat up Hokage-sama! He was enjoying watching my genin suffer!!"
"What?!" The Hokage exclaimed, waving his hands in front of him in self-defense. "Wait, wait, wait! If you knew what was going on, why didn't you go and cancel the genjutsu on them, huh?!"
"Naruto...!"
"Huh?" The old man's gaze drifted over to Sakura, who had a familiar aura of murderous intent rising from her that made him start to sweat. "Wait, Sakura-chan, I can explain!"
"Arguing is useless!!" (*As quoted from Chiyo in Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4.)
The sound of the Uchiha matriarch's fist making contact with her Hokage's face made Tsuki fold her arms across her chest and smirk. "And justice has been served."
#3: Just a Scroll? On to Benzaiten!
"I'm being serious, Hokage-sama, this has got to stop," said Tsuki as she stood before Naruto with an irked expression on her face. In the background, Nataro was lying on the ground, trying to pry a kitten off of his face while Hanzo and Kazemaru just stood there, not daring to interferem, and Sakuya, the kitten's owner, froze on the spot, spouting off apologies.
"I know, I know..." The Rokudaime sighed. "She has to learn that she can't keep losing her cat on purpose... This may be the eighth time you've had to find it, but she's lost it over a dozen times the past month! Heck, I'm starting to get sick of it."
"...Did you say...'on purpose'?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Get it off of me, get it off of meeeee!!" Nataro screamed as he continued to wrestle with the kitten. After a few seconds of hesitation, Hanzo and an unwilling Kazemaru jumped in. The raven-haired boy tried to get his friend to hold still while the redhead focused on trying to pull the cat off of Nataro's face.
Naruto nodded and bridged his fingers together. "Mm-hm. I think she does it because she likes your team in particular. She acts all innocent around you guys, but when it's another squad, she's as blunt as ever."
"Really? Well, we're nothing special..." Tsuki tapped her foot in thought before an idea struck her. "Oh, I know! She must have a crush on Hanzo! He certainly looks cute enough, doesn't he?"
"Come on, Nataro! If you ease up, it might let go!" Hanzo's voice came from behind them.
"Ease up?! How can I ease up with this demon's claws digging into my face?!" Nataro screamed.
"Man up, Ramen Breath!! Stop being such a pussy!" Kazemaru shouted.
The Hokage scratched his cheek. "Maybe, but I'm not sure if he's the reason why..."
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Get this fuggin' thing off of me!!" Kaze screamed as he stumbled around, trying to pull off the kitten that now had its claws on his face.
"Man up, Pyro Freak!" Nataro mocked as he gingerly touched one of the scratches on his cheek.
"Well, it can't be Kazemaru, and it certainly can't be Nataro..." Tski sighed and scratched her head.
"What makes you think that?" Naruto asked with an arched eyebrow. "You have no idea what she looks for in a man."
The purple-haired woman arched an eyebrow. "I suppose that's true-- W-wait, what the hell are we talking about?! We totally went off subject!!"
"Did we? I didn't notice."
Tsuki sweatdropped. 'He honestly didn't notice how we went from talking about missions to talking about love interests?'
#4: My True Self?! The Kyuubi no Kitsune Awakens!!
"Let me out..."
Nataro's eyes snapped open upon hearing a deep voice speak. He looked around and found himself standing in the middle of total darkness. "Who's there..?"
"I am you... You are me..."
The orange-clad blonde blinked. "You're...me?"
"Let me out... So we can show them our power...!"
"Power?"
"The power to win... To succeed... My power is a wonderful power indeed... Don't you want it? Don't you need it?"
"I need power!!" He clenched a fist. "To blow that monster away!!"
"Louder!"
The blonde narrowed his eyes and before he knew it, he thew his head back, screaming, "I NEED YOUR POWER!!!"
At that moment, a pair of beastly red eyes appeared before him, staring down at him. He could feel hot air being blown on him as rows of sharp white teeth became visible in the darkness, spreading out into a wicked grin. The sight of the eyes made Nataro freeze on the spot. A red light shone down on him from the ceiling in the form of a spotlight, revealing that he was standing on a metal floor. A second spotlight shone down and revealed the appearance of the hthing in front of him. A large red fox laid down before him, its nine tails swishing about as the smile on its face grew wider. Nataro stumbled back, the spotlight following him as he did. "What's the matter? Surprised to see me...Naruto?"
#5: Omake 1! When They First Met...
Let us turn back the clock several years ago, to a more peaceful time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
...Well, maybe not that peaceful.
Naruto stood in his office, seemingly upset about something. Standing before him was a squad of ANBU, who were all standing stiff and rigid--not out of respect, but out of fear of their Rokudaime. Because when their Rokudaime got mad, he got scary.
"Alright, whose idea was this?!" The Hokage screamed as he pointed a finger out the window to show the ANBU the defaced Hokage Monument, where several childish pictures had been drawn and, from the letters written on the foreheads of the six Hokage, the world 'loser' had been spelt out across the mounainside for all the village to see. "Who's the culprit?! How long has this been going on, Enoki?!"
"3 days, sir," said the ANBU wearing the lynx mask.
"And who is the culprit, Juri?!"
"We don't know yet, sir..." said the short-haired female ANBU wearing the brid mask.
"So what're you doing standing around here for?!"
"Because you called us, old man--I mean, sir," the spiky-haired cat-masked ANBU in the black cowl stated.
Naruto glared at the cat-masked ninja. "Don't get smart with me, Kira...! Get going!!" The frightened ANBU disappeared in puffs of smoke. Once he was alone, the Hokage stared out the window and sighed. He wasn't exactly angry...more like upset, because there was finally someone who had gone to the same extremes as him. And for three days straight! 'Still...that's kind of interesting...' "I need to at least know who'd be crazy enough to try this--or else I'll go crazy!" He groaned.
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